Tuesday Quotes (and Anecdotes)

This week's quote is more of an anecdote. One my mother used to relate to me quite a lot. One of those "do as I say not as I do" things...

When she was in high school, her mother repeatedly threatened to buy her a dictionary.

Why?

Because shit was the only word she knew.

True story. Grandma corroborated it.

"My father was a sailor; my mother cursed like one." - Me